20 Xtremely Groan-Inducing Dad Jokes Just in Time for Father's Day | Xtreme Racing & Entertainment

As we gear up for father's day, let's prime ourselves for the kind of chessy one-liners we're sure to hear from the family's #1 comedian. They're punny, they're contrived, and they're so-DAD-they're-good!

1.  Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

2.  Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

3.  I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

4.  I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

5.  When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.

6.  My wife is a body builder. She's pregnant.

7.  Want to hear my joke about construction? Too bad, I'm still working on it.

8.  Don't buy velcro. That stuff is a rip-off.

10. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

11. Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up. 

12. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

13. I was attacked by a mime! It was unspeakable.

14. Did you know dried grapes are good for you? I'm raisin awareness.

15. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "P" is silent.

16. The most groundbreaking invention ever has to be the shovel.

17. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!

18. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

19. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

20. I didn't know Eagles were religious, but then I heard they're birds of pray.

Congratulations if you made it through all twenty of those without rolling your eyes! Now, on the subject of dads... do you have Father's Day plans yet? Doing right by dad can be tough, and a lot of people just opt for a card or a tie, but you can do so much better: treat dad to some fun and quality time at Xtreme! Saturday and Sunday of Father's Day weekend, any one who plays Outbreak Origins, Singularity, or Sol Raiders free-roam VR with their Dad gets a free $20 race free! Don't miss your chance to make memories neither you nor your dad will ever forget.